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Freckles and the Missing Organs

(A story of betrayal, tragedy, heroism & reward)

Once upon a time there was a puppy named Freckles. Freckles was a good puppy. Freckles was a happy puppy. Freckles had lots of nice things that he loved. He had his little plastic toy which squeaked when it was squeezed. He had a food dish with his name on it. He had his own collar and leash so that Nichole, his owner, could take him out for walks. He even had a couple of nice bones which he buried in the yard. Freckles loved all of these things. But what Freckles loved most of all were his testicles.

They might not have been the biggest balls in the world. They might not have been the best balls in the world. But they were his nuts and he loved them more than life itself.

One day Nichole took Freckles to see the vet on her way to work. Freckles was surprised by this but not afraid. He had been to the vet before and it wasn't all that bad. While he was waiting for Nichole to come back for him, Freckles found himself growing very tired. He had never been so tired before in his life. So Freckles took a nap.

When Freckles woke up he immediately knew that there was something wrong. At first he wasn't sure what it was. Then it came to him. Something he loved dearly was missing. He seemed to have misplaced his beloved testicles. He knew that he had them before he took his nap, so they couldn't have gone far.

Before long Nichole returned to get Freckles. Freckles was very excited because he knew that his owner knew everything and could surely find the missing balls. Freckles jumped up, wagged his tail, and licked Nichole's face. "My balls! My balls! I seem to have misplaced my balls! Please help me find my balls!", he barked excitedly. He was so happy to see Nichole because he knew that he could trust her to find his family jewels and return them to their proper location.

But Nichole did not understand. She knew that Freckles was happy to see her, but did not understand that he was expecting her to find his balls for him. She did not understand how important these organs were to him. So Nichole took Freckles to the car and they started to drive away.

Freckles looked back out of the car and barked. "We can't leave yet! I still haven't found my balls! They must be back there. That was where I had them last." But Nichole just kept driving away.

Days passed and Freckles never gave up hope that his missing balls would be returned to him someday. He had made friends with Fluffy, the big Rottweiler who lived down the street. One day he told Fluffy about his tragic loss. Fluffy looked at him sadly. "I wish I could help you, friend. There can be no worse tragedy than the loss of one's testicles. I hope I never have to deal with such a loss."

Fluffy worked hard for his owner. He would watch the house while his owner was at work, making sure that no bad men could come in and steal things. He loved his owner and was happy to do this for him. He would do anything for his owner. He would even give his life for his owner. He would give anything, except of course, his beloved nuts.

One day while Fluffy was guarding the house, a bad man came in and tried to steal things. Fluffy ran out and growled at the man. The man was scared and backed away from Fluffy. Fluffy started barking. The man started picking up everything he could find and throwing it at Fluffy and hitting him with it.

Although the things being thrown at Fluffy hurt terribly, he stood his ground. He had a job to do and he was going to do it no matter what. All he thought of was his duty to his master as he leapt forward to attack the bad man. The bad man kicked at Fluffy and threw more heavy things at him. Fluffy was hurt badly and fell to the ground, unable to continue the fight.

The bad man ran out the door of the house and down the street. Freckles had heard his friend barking and was outside of the house waiting. As the bad man ran past him, Freckles started chasing him down the street. Freckles knew he was not as big as Fluffy and could not stop the man with his size. So Freckles thought fast.

"How can I stop this man?", he thought. "He's much bigger than I am."

Suddenly it came to him. He didn't have to stop the man. All he had to do was stop the man's balls. No man would go away, leaving his testicles behind. He knew what the loss of one's balls meant to any male. So Freckles jumped and grabbed the bad man's balls, biting as hard as he could. Just as he had thought would happen, the man stopped immediately.

Within a few minutes the police arrived and took the bad man away. They said that Freckles was a hero and deserved a reward. They called Fluffy's owner, and he rushed home. Finding Fluffy laying badly hurt in the house he rushed him to the vet.

After a long time the vet came out and gave Fluffy's owner the bad news. There was nothing he could do. Fluffy was not going to live through the night. His owner was very sad. But the vet told him that everything was not lost. Because Fluffy's owner had filled in the the organ donation form on the back of Fluffy's dog license, part of Fluffy could live on and at the same time Freckles could be rewarded for his heroism. They could give Fluffy's balls to Freckles.

A few days later Freckles left the vet. Although he was sad at the loss of his friend, he was happy that he had a new set of testicles. These were even bigger than the ones he had lost. He knew he would always have a part of his friend with him as long as he lived. And he lived happily ever after.

THE END

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